A corrupt wish

Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:10 pm

ok, but you're killed in battle by enemy ninjas

I wish I had a bottle of water

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Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:07 pm

You get a bottle of water. The water contains a flesh eating virus. You eaten from the inside out in three days. Hope you enjoyed the water though.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

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Granted: but your default appearance is a puddle of green goo

I wish I had some diapers.

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Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:03 pm

Granted: but none of them fit you.

I shudder to think how bad this can blow up in my face but...

I wish I could enter my stories as my main character.
*Eevee and Riolu duck in cover*
*Lucario tries Protect while Nathaniel cowers behind his shield*

Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:26 pm

Okay...you enter your stories but while you're in the beginning, some 4chan goon appears out of nowhere and rewrites the story into some kind of cruel parody of what it once .

I wish I had a rubber duckie :3

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granted! but the rubber duckie turns evil and trys to murder you in the tub!
I wish I could become a full fledged babyfur!

Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:44 pm

Granted! You become a full fledged babyfur. In your excitement however you knock over a vase and are put in time out for twenty minutes.

I wish I wish I had a fish. :3

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D:
granted but the fish jumps out of the bowl while you were out one day, you come home to find you favorite new fish dead.

I wish I could see my baby brudas, daddys, and friends at AC IRL!
:3

Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:43 am

Granted, you meet your baby brothers, daddy's and friends at AC irl. But what you are let down in your exspectations and have many ocward moments.

I wish i could become my fursona.

Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:36 am

Granted, but not only are you considerd a freak and hunted by scientists that range from those wanting to cut you open on a slab to good hearted nerds who simply don't have the social skills to understand how uncomfortable it is to be proded and examened at all points,
You find that dragon waste is downright noxcious so no one will help you with your diapers.

I wish I had some toast.

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Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:54 pm

Granted but I hope you like it well done.
*Hands you tiny piece of charcoal that is all that is left of the toast*

I wish I wasn't about to dissappear from the site soon.

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granted! but one day your account is deleted by a glitch!

I wish I could get into a horrible accident and be a vegi for the rest of my life.

Number of posts: 1215 Age: 18 Registration date: 2007-09-19

Granted: Your accsident is in a gene modding lab, and it turns you into the supervillian brocoli man!

I wish I could turn into my anthro orca char!

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Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:51 pm

granted, but due to a cruel twist of fate you have neither gills nor lungs. therefore...well you know >.>

I wish my hair would always look really good

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Subject: Re: A corrupt wish Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:44 pm

Granted. But you are now blind and unable to see it.

I wish I could guest star on an ep of StarTrek.

(Oh and FYI Max. Neptune's an Orca Whale. They have lungs just like every other mammal. No gills. *Nerd moment now concludes.* XD )

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