Granted! but he has created a zombie army that will devour the world!

I wish I could have more time to draw.

Granted, so you draw like a moron, but nobody likes your art anymore.

I wish I found myself a furry girlfriend

granted but she's a werewolf.
I wish that I could be on a game show.

Granted, but you answer the last question wrong and you win nothing.

I wish I was a real little furr...

Granted, but then you wind up in one heck of a messy diaper.

I wish my back were healed fully and completely.

Granted, but as you jump for joy, you land icky and break your foot.

I wish I had a fursuit

granted but its a fellow furry.
I wish they would make a Kingdom Hearts movie.

Granted, but since Kingdom Hearts is filled with evil magic, the movie contains too less light to see anything interesting...

I wish Life would play fair...

Granted, but now life is unbearably predictable.

I wish I knew how I got epididmitis. (although I think I have a good idea already)

(Nice one on mine, brother)
Granted, but you get the Canine Disease instead (it's an illness only canines can have, as one might expect. Doesn't hurt too much, but sure is uncomfortable)

I wish Rick Astly never wrote "Never gonna give you up"

granted but he writes something more awful.
I wish they had never stopped making Sonic the Hedgehog SAT.

Granted, but they add new stupid characters and change the voice-casts, so the show is totally messed up.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, none of your pants fit anymore and you spen 200 dollars on custom made pants

I wish i knew what to go as for halloween

Granted, but people laugh at you when you decide to go as your true self. *giggles and takes a snapshot of the diapered yellow Mewtwo*

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

granted but now its a wish that is totally wrong in every way.
I wish that the new Legend of Zelda game was out already (the Wii 1 coming next year not Spirit Tracks)