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Lig
Head Kitten
Number of posts: 10897
Age: 21
Localisation: Pensalvania USA
Registration date: 2006-10-15
 |  Subject: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!!  Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:34 pm | |
| Well I got this idea from a Poink Cast where he talked about a kid's book called "My Beautiful Mommy." A book explaining plastic surgery that mom got to the kids. So I thought I'd make this. If ya got a title for a children book that should never be made. Have fun and share it! Here's some I came up with! "Dad's New wife Richard!" "Why mommy Left Daddy." "Daddy and the Super Max Prison!" Now lets see what you guys come up with. ^^ _________________  My dearest friends are those who I have yet to even meet but I feel as if I've known them for years. You guys are my best buddys but you Kiru most |
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Riolu
Number of posts: 938
Age: 19
Localisation: Hating the insanely varying temperatures of Grand Forks AFB, ND
Registration date: 2009-03-04
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:44 am | |
| Based off of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, presenting If You Give a Ninetales a Glass of Sake_________________ Friendship, all lives touch other lives to create something alike and anew. ~Unown's message in Solaceon Ruins Current Family: | Spoiler: | | |
Bro: Hector
Little Brothers: Furry Fan; Terciel, Chimour
Uncle: Raikan
Cousins: Zee-Zee, Sirius
Friends: Tykari; Drake Silverscales; Deltagumon; Lig; David in Diapers; FireOrca |
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deltagumon
Number of posts: 838
Localisation: N/A
Registration date: 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:00 pm | |
| I remember during the last election there was a scandle about sex education for kinder gardners and even some books about erectile disfunction A bill clinton impersonter said that (in the character of bill clinton) that he was the one who wrote the book and it was intitled "the little engine that couldn't" Although I did read one nice book recently, don't suppose any of you have read it? Fifty yards to the out house, written by Willy makeit illistations by Betty wont
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Lig
Head Kitten
Number of posts: 10897
Age: 21
Localisation: Pensalvania USA
Registration date: 2006-10-15
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:58 pm | |
| Guys your not getting it. YOU come up with a title for a children's book that probably shouldn't be made. Get it. Hence the point of the game and my examples. _________________ My dearest friends are those who I have yet to even meet but I feel as if I've known them for years. You guys are my best buddys but you Kiru most |
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Hector
Number of posts: 175
Age: 17
Localisation: Relibria Inc., 8F
Registration date: 2009-08-16
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:31 am | |
| Um... "Teasing for dummies", "Mickey Mouse and the dirty fungus", "If you never lie, you'll always stay small", "Donald Duck and the mysterious copyright infringement" _________________ Looking for parent(s)! (or something in that category)Favorite brother: Riolu Brothers: Cuddy Fox, Terciel, Chimour Friends: Noah Kokoro, Deltagumon, Marcus Hedgehog, Onyx, Secret, FireOrca Equally shy cub I would like to have as a friend: Twilight_Prophet Availability for RP: unoccupiedhttp://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Hector_MoD - www.furaffinity.net/user/hectormod |
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Chimour
Number of posts: 131
Age: 15
Localisation: Georgia
Registration date: 2009-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:50 am | |
| Potty Training : Offer your stool as tribute to the porcelain beast. I don't know .... Does that count?
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Current Family:
Daddie's: OnyxAlphaPup, Lig
Big Bro: Riolu, Hector
Brothers: terciel, Furry Fan
Cousins: Zee-Zee, Sirius
Uncle: Raikan
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david_in_diapers
Number of posts: 567
Age: 29
Registration date: 2006-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:29 am | |
| "snow white and the drunken dwarves" "the death of Bambi" how's that for inappropriate? those definitely would not be children's books. just look at the titles. |
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Hector
Number of posts: 175
Age: 17
Localisation: Relibria Inc., 8F
Registration date: 2009-08-16
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:31 am | |
| ANY book about potty-training would be inappropriate, right? _________________ Looking for parent(s)! (or something in that category)Favorite brother: Riolu Brothers: Cuddy Fox, Terciel, Chimour Friends: Noah Kokoro, Deltagumon, Marcus Hedgehog, Onyx, Secret, FireOrca Equally shy cub I would like to have as a friend: Twilight_Prophet Availability for RP: unoccupiedhttp://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Hector_MoD - www.furaffinity.net/user/hectormod |
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Chimour
Number of posts: 131
Age: 15
Localisation: Georgia
Registration date: 2009-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:36 am | |
| Look I couldn't think anything up, and besides I thought you guys were making things up completely..... Like I didn't know you were actually making up titles based on real life stories. Anyway please don't troll me for that ......*Looks around nervously expecting someone to jump on him and bash him over the head with a verbal club*
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I ride upon the winds, and go where the winds shall take me, for I am free, and I am strong enough to live on my own, but that doesn't mean that I do.
*** = By Extension
Current Family:
Daddie's: OnyxAlphaPup, Lig
Big Bro: Riolu, Hector
Brothers: terciel, Furry Fan
Cousins: Zee-Zee, Sirius
Uncle: Raikan
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Hector
Number of posts: 175
Age: 17
Localisation: Relibria Inc., 8F
Registration date: 2009-08-16
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:59 am | |
| Um, nobody is trolling here. I was merely confirming that you gave a title that really IS inappropriate. _________________ Looking for parent(s)! (or something in that category)Favorite brother: Riolu Brothers: Cuddy Fox, Terciel, Chimour Friends: Noah Kokoro, Deltagumon, Marcus Hedgehog, Onyx, Secret, FireOrca Equally shy cub I would like to have as a friend: Twilight_Prophet Availability for RP: unoccupiedhttp://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Hector_MoD - www.furaffinity.net/user/hectormod |
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Chimour
Number of posts: 131
Age: 15
Localisation: Georgia
Registration date: 2009-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:00 am | |
| I know your not trolling me, I was just saying how I expected it, but that wouldn't happen here would it? *Takes in a breath of fresh air* I love this forum =)
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I ride upon the winds, and go where the winds shall take me, for I am free, and I am strong enough to live on my own, but that doesn't mean that I do.
*** = By Extension
Current Family:
Daddie's: OnyxAlphaPup, Lig
Big Bro: Riolu, Hector
Brothers: terciel, Furry Fan
Cousins: Zee-Zee, Sirius
Uncle: Raikan
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Chimour
Number of posts: 131
Age: 15
Localisation: Georgia
Registration date: 2009-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:26 am | |
| (Sorry for going off topic) And to avoid going off topic again with this post : "Bugs Bunny's got bugs".
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I ride upon the winds, and go where the winds shall take me, for I am free, and I am strong enough to live on my own, but that doesn't mean that I do.
*** = By Extension
Current Family:
Daddie's: OnyxAlphaPup, Lig
Big Bro: Riolu, Hector
Brothers: terciel, Furry Fan
Cousins: Zee-Zee, Sirius
Uncle: Raikan
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Hector
Number of posts: 175
Age: 17
Localisation: Relibria Inc., 8F
Registration date: 2009-08-16
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:30 am | |
| Hmm. I'd rather read "Bugs Gunny's got a gun..."  _________________ Looking for parent(s)! (or something in that category)Favorite brother: Riolu Brothers: Cuddy Fox, Terciel, Chimour Friends: Noah Kokoro, Deltagumon, Marcus Hedgehog, Onyx, Secret, FireOrca Equally shy cub I would like to have as a friend: Twilight_Prophet Availability for RP: unoccupiedhttp://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Hector_MoD - www.furaffinity.net/user/hectormod |
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deltagumon
Number of posts: 838
Localisation: N/A
Registration date: 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:17 pm | |
| Top ten reasons water is bad for you written by, Ineda Bath and this one not so much bad but still funny, Diapers forever!Written by Mya Buttrecks Illistarated by Lig Weathers. (  )
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You ask how I know I matured early? SIMPLE! I remember even as a child I knew growing up was somthing I never ever wanted to do... but had to.
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THERE LIKE ROACHES!
Sick demented CHEESE FLAVORED ROACHES!
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family:
twin brother: hexaod
little brothers: ire-k, knuffy, maxis
big brother: blackfirefox6
also brothers, Sirius and Gubaguy
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Lig
Head Kitten
Number of posts: 10897
Age: 21
Localisation: Pensalvania USA
Registration date: 2006-10-15
| | Subject: Re: Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!! Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:23 pm | |
| XD Good ones guys. LOL. Like the last one Delta. Now I got one. "Potty Training. Mr. Potty will eat you Next time if You don't put down the toilet seat." XD _________________ My dearest friends are those who I have yet to even meet but I feel as if I've known them for years. You guys are my best buddys but you Kiru most |
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