You might be a....

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:21 pm

(That's funny and racist at the same time lol!

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You might be an idiot if...

You try getting rid of a small wasp nest by sucking it in a vacume cleaner.

(True story)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:23 pm

(As far as the moron friend goes...I'll be there with a digital video camera and a getaway car!)

((Wasp nest!? lol!

)

You might be a redneck jedi if Darth Vader says to you "Luke I'm your father, and your uncle."

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Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:27 pm

You Might Be A Redneck if...The slip cover on your sofa used to be a shower curtain.

(The scary thing is that he was a scientist)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:15 pm

You might be a geek if...
Your wildest fantasies couldn't get a PG-13 rating

You might be an idiot if...
You thought a quarterback was a refund you got at a store

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:33 pm

You might be a redneck if you keep a flyswatter in the front seat of your car to reach your children in the backseat of the car.

(My mom did this.)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:13 am

You might be a redneck if you go to work and forgot that your off that day or go to school and it turns to be a Saturday.

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Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:00 am

You might be a redneck if...
You named your kid after the car he was conceived in."HEY HONDA GET OVER HERE!!!!"

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Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:46 am

You might be a redneck if you've ever had opened a can of beer in a church

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Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:43 pm

(I know someone whose done that bfore!)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:59 pm

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women.

Number of posts: 338 Age: 18 Registration date: 2007-02-15

you might be a raceist if you go to a private school

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:14 am

You might be a nerd if....
Your favorite pastime is reading character bios.
You might belong in medieval times if....
You collecgt and sharpen swords.

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Sons; Aragorn, Sirrius
Brothers; Furrlock, Maxis, Arrix, Neptune, Kanada,
Daddy to;Onyx, Degrey,
Uncle;Leviathan Reddragon, Showtime

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:52 pm

You might be a toddler if...
You get home at 1:23 and think you're counting

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I'd like to join you by your side
Where we can gaze into the stars
And sit together, now and forever
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We're simply meant to be

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Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Feel the rain on your skin
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Subject: Re: You might be a.... Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:04 pm

Baby Kikyo wrote:

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women.

I do that. Or I use to do that before my grandparents died. I did go to the family reunoin to look for a date because some of my 2nd cousins was my age.

You might be a redneck if you forget your parents birthdays.

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Subject: Re: You might be a.... Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:06 pm

You might be a redneck if your porch collapsed and killed 5 dogs.