you might be a dbz fan if when you got angry you tried to go super saiyin.
and the all p[opular sequal though i just made it up recently anfd havent told anyone else. you might be a dbz character ifg when trying to go ssj yopu succed in doing so.

Here's One For My Step-Father:
If you're idea of fast food is hitting a dear with your truck at 80 miles an hour, you might be a redneck.
(He was actually mad the conservation agent wouldn't give him the corpse.)

If the tires on your truck are worth more than your truck, you might be a redneck.

If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

you might be a yaoi fan if two guys kissing gets u hot and bothered

You might be a fangirl/boy if you cry after your favorite character dies in the manga!

If you own a shirt that says, "looking for a uke" you're a definite yaoi fan.

You might be hurting if you get kicked in the nuts 5 times in one day.

(it happened to me this week. No lie)

If your tree is a taproot you might be a redneck.

ok I have one... sort of...
Its not a quick one or two liner but it is a good story however you did sort of have to be there so I will try to paint as much "there" as I can.

you might be a red neck if,

(As best I can remember)
one day in you chemistry class your teacher brings in a bar of magnesium from a camping kit and to burn a strip from the bare he gets out his pocket knife.
the knife is a small one and it doesn't really work so you dig in your pocket and fish out your knife,
when you look around out of the Five boys and one girl self included the girl is the only one not alrady having a hand clintching around a pocket knife to aid the teacher who also like I said has his knife out.

You all look at each other and there is dead silence fallowed by every one staring at each other looking like "dude we are all such white trash" Then you joke it would be funny if the principal would come in and all of a sudden he walks by the door headed down the hall.

we all just kept chuckling it was halarious