Got any funny you might be a.... stuff? Post it up here. I'll start.

You might be a nerd.

If you speak Kingon...you might be a nerd.

If you failed english cuz your write everything in internet abriviations. You might be a nerd.

If your computer hasa name..you might be a nerd.

If the word. Hardware. Gets you going. You might be a nerd.

You might be a mexican if someone asks for a chulpa nd give you thema boat

you might be a mexican if someone asks you to write an essay and you right to your friend

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If your computer has a name, you might be a nerd.

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My friend's computer has no name, but it has a fuzzy neon green cover...
Does that count?

"If you have a fuzzy cover for your computer! You might be nerd."

It does now. hehehehehe.

*Punches the air*
YES!
I gotta go tell Jerm now!

Got some new nerd ones.

If you can sing in Japanese and actually understand it. You might be a nerd.

If you speak Jova script fluently. You might be a nerd.

lol when asked your job postion and you say Dungueon Master yo umigh tbe a nerd

You might be a punk if you see a church and assume its just another brainwashing center....

You might be a geek if you play forum games... (looks around to all the forum members...)

Here's one

If you've ever thrown a lighted match into an activated gas fireplace, you might be an idiot.


(True story....but not to me)

I have to bag on myself with some redneck jokes:
You May Be a Redneck if...
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'

That was good!

heres some more: You might be a redneck if....

you have a set of matching tupperware and they all say 'coolwhip'

your grandma has 'ammo' on her Christmas list

you walk into a gas station and wonder how they keep the bathrooms so dang clean

if someones ever accused you of lying through your tooth

You might be an idiot if...

You think global warming will help people in africa get water from the glacers.

(I know someone who actualy thinks this )

WTF!?!?!?

What was he smokin??

It was a she. They're one one of my cousins. It went like this-

An advertisement for a tv special on global warming came on and she said "I don't understand why global warming is a bad thing."

Me- "Excuse me?"

Her- "Couldn't they just bottle up all that water and give it to people in Africa?"

Me- WTF?!

I don't know how they pass school, seriously!

(My bad)

You might be an idiot if you think you'll live after getting a bucket of KFC chicken, labeling it Ni***r bait, in plain sight in the south.

(I'm dead serious I have a moron friend whos gonna try it!)