loving you is easy cause your beutiful,
But if you were ugly that would be a diffrent matter

"The future does not belong to those who are content with today, apathetic toward common problems and their fellow man alike, timid and fearful in the face of bold projects and new ideas. Rather, it will belong to those who can blend passion, reason and courage in a personal commitment to the ideals of American society." - Robert Kennedy


"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt


"No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it. . . . To myself, personally, it brings nothing but increasing drudgery and daily loss of friends." - Thomas Jefferson

"In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity." --Konrad Adenauer

"Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do." --Bertrand Russell

"Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!" --George Carlin

Here's a funny quote from the Nostalgia Chick on Ariel from the lil mermaid Saying what she thinks Ariel should have said.

"I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know." XD

"Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
Groucho Marx

Ya know heres one diffrance between a wife and a dog.
If you lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour, when you open it back up your dog is happy to see you
-(I forget)

The Ligster is back with some more quotes! Funny ones.

I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
-Lynda-Marie Hauptman

"Fool proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools." -Ken Clayton

The difference between genius and idiocy? Genius has its limits. -TWS

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. -R. Bullitt

I found this very nice quote and well I thought I'd share it with ya guys.

"we're all connected. To each other, Biologically. To the earth, Chemically. And to the rest of the universe atomically.....It's not that we're better then the universe we're apart of the universe. We're in the Universe and the Universe is in us." Neil Degrasse Tyson.

I thought that was pretty neat. It's something to think that the molecules that make up our bodies were forged in the cores of super dense starts that exploded and rained forth the chemistry for life. To use another quote

"We are made of star stuff." Carl Sagan

Watched the old batman returns and liked this quote,

"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down.
Sicko's never scare me, at least thier commited" -cat woman to the batman

"Dang it im a doctor not a physicist!"

Got to see Star Trek finally and it was a awsome movie, it was great to see the original Spock in the movie. I will be getting this movie for sure, when it comes out on DVD.

Just some random thing a new buddy on FTT said on his intro thread.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
~Daemonz

"It's a great city. There's alot of history."
"Translated. Old. As. Shit."
~Jeff Dunham and Peanut

"This is the part where Jeff makes up crap just to make guitar guy laugh."
~Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

(In all honesty, I think Guitar guy's reactions are one of the best parts of the show!)

"But once inside the bank Vault then what? With no water or food and precious little Oxygen seeking refuge in a Vault gives you little more then enough time to place a gun to your head, make peace with your god, and pull the trigger." From the Zombie Survival Guide. XD

Time for this folf to join the fun...

"If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody." - A friend of my brother's

"When you're a little rabbit, carry a BIG GUN!" - Jazz Jackrabbit"

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep." - Unknown

"A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard." - Prof. Steiner

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain (this one is true, actually)

"Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined." - Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school" - Unknown

"Vote anarchists" - Unknown

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.

Boren's Laws:
1] When in charge: ponder
2] When in trouble: delegate
3] When in doubt: mumble

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

"If something annoys you: kill it." - Ziva David (NCIS)

And last, but certainly not least:
"It is easier to get forgiveness than permission." (probably some military dude)

Well here's some random quotes. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Well some of em anyway.

23. Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money.

33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss

34. War is good for business

35. Peace is good for business

59. Free advice is seldom cheap.

76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.

The unwritten rule. When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.

XD Hope you guys enjoyed. ^^