Can't believe we don't already have a thread like this. Well here it is. If you've got a funny or any kind of quote you'd like to share post up. I'll start.

"What's the smartest animal in the world? It's the one that hasn't been discovered by man." Chinese Proverbed.

"Yeah but ya know what they say. If you see a light at the end of the wormhole it's probably a photon torpedo " Chell From StarTrek Voyager Elite Force.

"Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes permanent."
-I don't remember who, it can't be good news for my art XD.

"Anakin, you have much to learn, that'll never hold... Okay, I still have much to learn.'
-Obiwan Kenobi

"Flying is for droids!"
-Obiwan Kenobi

"Do a barrel roll!"
-Guess who. Peppy Hare

"My sister's got a metal plate in her head."
-John Connor

"Encourage body bacterial growth. They are the only culture some people will ever have."
-My French teacher

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush


"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
-Albert Einstein

"Always look on the bright side of life."
- Monty Python

"One World, One Dream"
-2008 Beijing Olympic Slogan

"If you want to pay for sex, just get married."
-I don't remember which comedian.

"China has a long history. It's a pity that every new emperor tried to erase the last. >.>"
-My physics teacher

"Freedom of speech is a right. However, it is the will to listen that grants that right all its value."
-My French teacher

"The pen is mightier than the sword."
-Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"Whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword obviously has never encountered an automatic weapon."
-Someone

"Ethical or not, we have the Maxim Gun and they don't."
-A British officer during the colonial age

"He gave her twelve roses, eleven real one fake and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies.""
-I don't know

"You can have it whatever colour you want so long as it's red."
-Henry Ford

"The Internet is a series of tubes."
-Some Senator in the USA

"God help this nation when someone who doesn't know as much about the military as me takes this office."
-President Eisenhower near the end of his second term as President of the United States

"If it sounds catchy, it becomes a quote. Otherwise, it's a bad joke."
-Me

Blow it out of your ear.- Margaret Hollihan or Loretta Swit star of M*A*S*H

"All you do is pull the trigger"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

people think I'm odd just cause I love shinny things...
what do they think gold and dimonds are? -me

Government is at its best a nessecary evil
and at its worst an intolarable one -Thomas Jefferson

"So hush little one and don't say a word. Never mind that nose you Heard. It's just the ghost under your bed. In the hallway or in your Head." -Adam Sesler from Xplay.

"Who ever said violence never solved anything is living in denial."- Me!

"Experience is what comes after you needed it."
-Someone who was mentioned in my agenda

"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect."
-T-shirt message

"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost."
-Gilbert K. Chesterton

"Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems."
-Linus Torvalds

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
-Arthur C. Clarke

"Technology is indistinguishable from magic to those who don't understand it."
-Me

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be helpful, kindly, cheerful and reverent that is to triumph over old age - Amos Bronson Alcott

I will never be an old man.To me, old age is 15 years older then I am. - Francis Bacon

"Childrens do learn"

~George W. Bush

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." last words of General John Sedgewick.

I put these ones in an old FA journal but never did get any coments *shrug*

1. You ask how I know I matured early? SIMPLE! I know even as a child growing up was somthing I never ever wanted to do... but had to.
-me

2. Can life truly be lived to the fullest when it is needlesly cut short?
-me

3. Politics is a rabbit hole only the crazyes would ever fall into,
and only the truly demented would ever willingly jump
-me

4. People make fun of me and tell me I lost my mind.
HA HA jokes on them, NEVER had one
-me

5. when life gives you lemons...
EAT THEM! VATAMIN C IS GOOD FOR YOU!
note: suggested dinning options
A. Juice, leave pulp, add wateer and honey. take hot or cold
B. Eat them streight and know athat better times are ahead and you will be fully viatamized for them.
C. in pies
-me

6. I AM GASSIOUS! HEAR ME *REEAAAALLLLCHH*!
-me

7. If nessesity is the mother of invention then I shall have many children
-me

8. I may announce suggestions, but I will not bark orders!
-me

9. I can not keep the birds from flying over my head but I can keep them from nesting in my hair.
-Martien luther king

Calling something "as clean as a baby's butt" isn't always a compiment around these parts
-me

Just thought I'd add a few new ones

1. Barack oboma went tricker treating this weekend with his kids, But the girls were a little upset when the took 64% of there candy and gave it to kids who decided to stay home. -(some larry king impersonator on the radio)

2. Jay lenno: So how have thing been now that the election is over?
John Mccain: Well I've been sleeping like a baby,
You know, sleep for two hours wake up cry, sleep for two hours wake up cry,
that sort of thing -john Mc'cain

3. There like roaches!
Sick demented cheese flavored Roaches!
-Mr. lunt as sedgwick on veggie tales we are the priates who don't do anything

(I think I'll add this to my siggy)

Ok now for some more random quotes.

"Now I don't care if this thing is God's own personal Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch machine or a giant god damned hoola-hoop we not gonna let em have it! But what we will let em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own Blood to drown in! Am I right Marines?!" -Jonhnson from Halo 1.

"Better to remain silent and be though a fool then to speak up and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain.