Me, getting out of the shower dancing to Finger Eleven's Paralyzer while wearing a towel, or a pair of undies at best >/////<

Me, practicing my Naruto brand Sand ninja moves in my room...with sound effects...behind closed doors of course!

Heres a thread that we can post our most embarrassing real life habits, moments, or situations...that DON'T include just "I wear diapers"
No harassment of course

C'mon, we all have at least one! We're all human...
o.o; I think

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Yeah...I'm afraid of cockroaches...whenever I'm in the dark and I feel anything brush up on me, I automatically think its a roach...

The time when going home from a track meet in a storm I saw what I thought were sparks so I got up and said for every one to get away from the sides, turned out it was an optical illusion cause by the busses yellow side lights and dripping rain.

This has to be number one thuogh, one time I was on a baseball team and we were in the dug out which had a flimsy alluminum bench and I had to fart. I tried to let it out slowly so it would be quite but instead it made a loud and sound like a rattling bull frog. Thats not the problem though, the problem was that it vibrated the alluminum bench and there was a simultanius "WHAO" from my eight or so team mates. To this very day I am still known as "bench rumbler" by at least one of those team mates and this was at least nine years ago. ^^;

I'm not afariad of insects, but for whatever reason I have an intesne aversion to them landing on me >>;;

You know, for embarassing moments.... I don't remember... I don't count stuff as embarassing unless someone sees me I don't want too. The immediate one that comes to mind was when I was about 8 years old and got caught trying on my neice's diapers, but you said those kinda things didn't count =p

Well, you can't expect me to be sneaky when I'm 8 Xp

Well umm..... I think My most was when One of my friends saw some of my furry drawings and knew what they were..... And said it infront of severely people

but a few closer ones where.

My mom finding my well....GAy and babyfur drawings XD
How I kept getting asked if I was gay(I was wearing a gay pride thing omfg -_-)
When I shave my legs and people notice.
My sister coming up and asking if I was gay and the other one asking if I was a furry because I have furry porn on my phone.>////<
Having to explain my FETISH to my dad not by choice.