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PostSubject: Random Quotes.   Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:05 pm

Can't believe we don't already have a thread like this. Well here it is. If you've got a funny or any kind of quote you'd like to share post up. I'll start.

"What's the smartest animal in the world? It's the one that hasn't been discovered by man." Chinese Proverbed.

"Yeah but ya know what they say. If you see a light at the end of the wormhole it's probably a photon torpedo " Chell From StarTrek Voyager Elite Force.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:53 pm

"Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes permanent."
-I don't remember who, it can't be good news for my art XD.

"Anakin, you have much to learn, that'll never hold... Okay, I still have much to learn.'
-Obiwan Kenobi

"Flying is for droids!"
-Obiwan Kenobi

"Do a barrel roll!"
-Guess who. Peppy Hare

"My sister's got a metal plate in her head."
-John Connor

"Encourage body bacterial growth. They are the only culture some people will ever have."
-My French teacher

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush


"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
-Albert Einstein

"Always look on the bright side of life."
- Monty Python

"One World, One Dream"
-2008 Beijing Olympic Slogan

"If you want to pay for sex, just get married."
-I don't remember which comedian.

"China has a long history. It's a pity that every new emperor tried to erase the last. >.>"
-My physics teacher

"Freedom of speech is a right. However, it is the will to listen that grants that right all its value."
-My French teacher

"The pen is mightier than the sword."
-Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"Whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword obviously has never encountered an automatic weapon."
-Someone

"Ethical or not, we have the Maxim Gun and they don't."
-A British officer during the colonial age

"He gave her twelve roses, eleven real one fake and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies.""
-I don't know

"You can have it whatever colour you want so long as it's red."
-Henry Ford

"The Internet is a series of tubes."
-Some Senator in the USA

"God help this nation when someone who doesn't know as much about the military as me takes this office."
-President Eisenhower near the end of his second term as President of the United States

"If it sounds catchy, it becomes a quote. Otherwise, it's a bad joke."
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:13 pm

Blow it out of your ear.- Margaret Hollihan or Loretta Swit star of M*A*S*H

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:24 pm

"All you do is pull the trigger"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:38 am

people think I'm odd just cause I love shinny things...
what do they think gold and dimonds are? -me

Government is at its best a nessecary evil
and at its worst an intolarable one -Thomas Jefferson
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:37 pm

"So hush little one and don't say a word. Never mind that nose you Heard. It's just the ghost under your bed. In the hallway or in your Head." -Adam Sesler from Xplay.

"Who ever said violence never solved anything is living in denial."- Me!

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:26 pm

"Experience is what comes after you needed it."
-Someone who was mentioned in my agenda

"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect."
-T-shirt message

"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost."
-Gilbert K. Chesterton

"Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems."
-Linus Torvalds

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
-Arthur C. Clarke

"Technology is indistinguishable from magic to those who don't understand it."
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:55 pm

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be helpful, kindly, cheerful and reverent that is to triumph over old age - Amos Bronson Alcott

I will never be an old man.To me, old age is 15 years older then I am. - Francis Bacon

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:19 pm

"Childrens do learn"

~George W. Bush
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:30 pm

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:19 pm

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." last words of General John Sedgewick.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:08 pm

I put these ones in an old FA journal but never did get any coments *shrug*

1. You ask how I know I matured early? SIMPLE! I know even as a child growing up was somthing I never ever wanted to do... but had to.
-me

2. Can life truly be lived to the fullest when it is needlesly cut short?
-me

3. Politics is a rabbit hole only the crazyes would ever fall into,
and only the truly demented would ever willingly jump
-me

4. People make fun of me and tell me I lost my mind.
HA HA jokes on them, NEVER had one Razz
-me

5. when life gives you lemons...
EAT THEM! VATAMIN C IS GOOD FOR YOU!
note: suggested dinning options
A. Juice, leave pulp, add wateer and honey. take hot or cold
B. Eat them streight and know athat better times are ahead and you will be fully viatamized for them.
C. in pies
-me

6. I AM GASSIOUS! HEAR ME *REEAAAALLLLCHH*!
-me

7. If nessesity is the mother of invention then I shall have many children
-me

8. I may announce suggestions, but I will not bark orders!
-me

9. I can not keep the birds from flying over my head but I can keep them from nesting in my hair.
-Martien luther king
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:38 pm

Calling something "as clean as a baby's butt" isn't always a compiment around these parts
-me
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:20 pm

Just thought I'd add a few new ones

1. Barack oboma went tricker treating this weekend with his kids, But the girls were a little upset when the took 64% of there candy and gave it to kids who decided to stay home. -(some larry king impersonator on the radio)

2. Jay lenno: So how have thing been now that the election is over?
John Mccain: Well I've been sleeping like a baby,
You know, sleep for two hours wake up cry, sleep for two hours wake up cry,
that sort of thing -john Mc'cain

3. There like roaches!
Sick demented cheese flavored Roaches!
-Mr. lunt as sedgwick on veggie tales we are the priates who don't do anything

(I think I'll add this to my siggy)
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:02 pm

Ok now for some more random quotes.

"Now I don't care if this thing is God's own personal Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch machine or a giant god damned hoola-hoop we not gonna let em have it! But what we will let em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own Blood to drown in! Am I right Marines?!" -Jonhnson from Halo 1.

"Better to remain silent and be though a fool then to speak up and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:06 pm

loving you is easy cause your beutiful,
But if you were ugly that would be a diffrent matter
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:43 pm

"The future does not belong to those who are content with today, apathetic toward common problems and their fellow man alike, timid and fearful in the face of bold projects and new ideas. Rather, it will belong to those who can blend passion, reason and courage in a personal commitment to the ideals of American society." - Robert Kennedy


"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt


"No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it. . . . To myself, personally, it brings nothing but increasing drudgery and daily loss of friends." - Thomas Jefferson
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:32 am

"In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity." --Konrad Adenauer

"Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do." --Bertrand Russell

"Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!" --George Carlin

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Tue May 12, 2009 6:49 pm

Here's a funny quote from the Nostalgia Chick on Ariel from the lil mermaid Saying what she thinks Ariel should have said.

"I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know." XD

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Wed May 13, 2009 1:14 pm

"Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
Groucho Marx

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Thu May 14, 2009 12:30 am

Ya know heres one diffrance between a wife and a dog.
If you lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour, when you open it back up your dog is happy to see you
-(I forget)
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:50 pm

The Ligster is back with some more quotes! Funny ones.

I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
-Lynda-Marie Hauptman

"Fool proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools." -Ken Clayton

The difference between genius and idiocy? Genius has its limits. -TWS

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. -R. Bullitt

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:39 pm

I found this very nice quote and well I thought I'd share it with ya guys.

"we're all connected. To each other, Biologically. To the earth, Chemically. And to the rest of the universe atomically.....It's not that we're better then the universe we're apart of the universe. We're in the Universe and the Universe is in us." Neil Degrasse Tyson.

I thought that was pretty neat. It's something to think that the molecules that make up our bodies were forged in the cores of super dense starts that exploded and rained forth the chemistry for life. To use another quote

"We are made of star stuff." Carl Sagan

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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:58 pm

Watched the old batman returns and liked this quote,

"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down.
Sicko's never scare me, at least thier commited" -cat woman to the batman
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PostSubject: Re: Random Quotes.   Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:02 pm

"Dang it im a doctor not a physicist!"

Got to see Star Trek finally and it was a awsome movie, it was great to see the original Spock in the movie. I will be getting this movie for sure, when it comes out on DVD.
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