Inappropriate Children's Book Titles!!

Well I got this idea from a Poink Cast where he talked about a kid's book called "My Beautiful Mommy." A book explaining plastic surgery that mom got to the kids. So I thought I'd make this. If ya got a title for a children book that should never be made. Have fun and share it! Here's some I came up with!

"Dad's New wife Richard!"

"Why mommy Left Daddy."

"Daddy and the Super Max Prison!"

Now lets see what you guys come up with. ^^

Based off of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, presenting If You Give a Ninetales a Glass of Sake

I remember during the last election there was a scandle about sex education for kinder gardners and even some books about erectile disfunction

A bill clinton impersonter said that (in the character of bill clinton)
that he was the one who wrote the book and it was intitled "the little engine that couldn't"


Although I did read one nice book recently, don't suppose any of you have read it?

Fifty yards to the out house,

written by Willy makeit
illistations by Betty wont

Guys your not getting it. YOU come up with a title for a children's book that probably shouldn't be made. Get it. Hence the point of the game and my examples.

Um...
"Teasing for dummies", "Mickey Mouse and the dirty fungus", "If you never lie, you'll always stay small", "Donald Duck and the mysterious copyright infringement"

Potty Training : Offer your stool as tribute to the porcelain beast.
I don't know .... Does that count?

"snow white and the drunken dwarves" "the death of Bambi"

how's that for inappropriate? those definitely would not be children's books. just look at the titles.

ANY book about potty-training would be inappropriate, right?

Look I couldn't think anything up, and besides I thought you guys were making things up completely.....
Like I didn't know you were actually making up titles based on real life stories.
Anyway please don't troll me for that ......*Looks around nervously expecting someone to jump on him and bash him over the head with a verbal club*

Um, nobody is trolling here. I was merely confirming that you gave a title that really IS inappropriate.

I know your not trolling me, I was just saying how I expected it, but that wouldn't happen here would it?
*Takes in a breath of fresh air*
I love this forum =)

(Sorry for going off topic)
And to avoid going off topic again with this post : "Bugs Bunny's got bugs".

Hmm. I'd rather read "Bugs Gunny's got a gun..."

Top ten reasons water is bad for you

written by, Ineda Bath

and this one not so much bad but still funny,

Diapers forever!

Written by Mya Buttrecks
Illistarated by Lig Weathers. ( )

XD Good ones guys. LOL. Like the last one Delta. Now I got one.

"Potty Training. Mr. Potty will eat you Next time if You don't put down the toilet seat." XD

The Candy in the Cabbinet
over the bathroom sink

written by,

Willy Willy. Dizzy

Okay I really gotta think up something halfway decent here =/
"My favourite bathtoy : The toaster".
By : A barbequed furry kid.

bersting bears go S***ing in the woods

"How I eventually reached higher grounds" By Roel van Velzen

(to understand this joke if you're not familiar with this Dutch musician, see this: http://blikopsittard.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/vanvelzen.jpg)

"Volcanic Islands and Human Sacrifice! The History of the Hawaiian Islands! Now with fun facts in the margins for kids!"