Mario has issues...

i have proof mario has issues: he eats magic mushrooms (or shrooms), he plays with flowers, he uses pipes, and occasionally dances with stars! he does have issues! if this wasn't funny, i found something that might be: imario! i don't know the url, but if you look up imario on whatever search engine you use, you might find it. it is a movie. yeah, that was random, but that's me.

Baby Flare wrote:

i have proof mario has issues: he eats magic mushrooms (or shrooms), he plays with flowers, he uses pipes, and occasionally dances with stars! he does have issues! if this wasn't funny, i found something that might be: imario! i don't know the url, but if you look up imario on whatever search engine you use, you might find it. it is a movie. yeah, that was random, but that's me.

waddaya expect? hes an italian character created by the japanese! lol

We should tell his brother, but Luigi has the same issues.

Cuddy Fox wrote:

We should tell his brother, but Luigi has the same issues.

accept Luigi's not fat

Yes, true, Mario is fat. He is a glutton. And, he must be so senseless from bowser's constant bashing on his head that he see all these weird characters, like a talking dinosaur, walking mushrooms, talking and walking mushrooms, and even giant man eating plants.