You might be a....

Subject: You might be a.... Mon May 28, 2007 11:31 pm

Got any funny you might be a.... stuff? Post it up here. I'll start.

You might be a nerd.

If you speak Kingon...you might be a nerd.

If you failed english cuz your write everything in internet abriviations. You might be a nerd.

If your computer hasa name..you might be a nerd.

If the word. Hardware. Gets you going. You might be a nerd.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Wed May 30, 2007 11:22 am

You might be a mexican if someone asks for a chulpa nd give you thema boat

you might be a mexican if someone asks you to write an essay and you right to your friend

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Wed May 30, 2007 3:19 pm

[quote="Lig"]

If your computer has a name, you might be a nerd.

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My friend's computer has no name, but it has a fuzzy neon green cover...
Does that count?

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Wed May 30, 2007 3:48 pm

"If you have a fuzzy cover for your computer! You might be nerd."

It does now. hehehehehe.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Wed May 30, 2007 4:16 pm

*Punches the air*
YES!
I gotta go tell Jerm now!

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Wed May 30, 2007 4:26 pm

Got some new nerd ones.

If you can sing in Japanese and actually understand it. You might be a nerd.

If you speak Jova script fluently. You might be a nerd.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:26 pm

lol when asked your job postion and you say Dungueon Master yo umigh tbe a nerd

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:47 am

You might be a punk if you see a church and assume its just another brainwashing center....

You might be a geek if you play forum games... (looks around to all the forum members...)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:54 pm

Here's one

If you've ever thrown a lighted match into an activated gas fireplace, you might be an idiot.

(True story....but not to me)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:33 pm

I have to bag on myself with some redneck jokes:
You May Be a Redneck if...
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:57 pm

That was good!

heres some more: You might be a redneck if....

you have a set of matching tupperware and they all say 'coolwhip'

your grandma has 'ammo' on her Christmas list

you walk into a gas station and wonder how they keep the bathrooms so dang clean

if someones ever accused you of lying through your tooth

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:01 pm

You might be an idiot if...

You think global warming will help people in africa get water from the glacers.

(I know someone who actualy thinks this Shocked

)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:09 pm

WTF!?!?!?

What was he smokin??

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:13 pm

It was a she. They're one one of my cousins. It went like this-

An advertisement for a tv special on global warming came on and she said "I don't understand why global warming is a bad thing."

Me- "Excuse me?"

Her- "Couldn't they just bottle up all that water and give it to people in Africa?"

Me- WTF?!

I don't know how they pass school, seriously!

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:16 pm

(My bad)

You might be an idiot if you think you'll live after getting a bucket of KFC chicken, labeling it Ni***r bait, in plain sight in the south.

(I'm dead serious I have a moron friend whos gonna try it!)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:21 pm

(That's funny and racist at the same time lol!

)

You might be an idiot if...

You try getting rid of a small wasp nest by sucking it in a vacume cleaner.

(True story)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:23 pm

(As far as the moron friend goes...I'll be there with a digital video camera and a getaway car!)

((Wasp nest!? lol!

)

You might be a redneck jedi if Darth Vader says to you "Luke I'm your father, and your uncle."

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:27 pm

You Might Be A Redneck if...The slip cover on your sofa used to be a shower curtain.

(The scary thing is that he was a scientist)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:15 pm

You might be a geek if...
Your wildest fantasies couldn't get a PG-13 rating

You might be an idiot if...
You thought a quarterback was a refund you got at a store

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:33 pm

You might be a redneck if you keep a flyswatter in the front seat of your car to reach your children in the backseat of the car.

(My mom did this.)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:13 am

You might be a redneck if you go to work and forgot that your off that day or go to school and it turns to be a Saturday.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:00 am

You might be a redneck if...
You named your kid after the car he was conceived in."HEY HONDA GET OVER HERE!!!!"

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:46 am

You might be a redneck if you've ever had opened a can of beer in a church

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:43 pm

(I know someone whose done that bfore!)

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:59 pm

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women.