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Silverdrake20

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PostSubject: Could be worse....   Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:41 pm

I was checkin' out my friends myspace and saw this...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
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PostSubject: Re: Could be worse....   Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:38 pm

*Burst out laughing*

I'm telling you, if I was the father, I'd probably wring the kids neck for giving me a heart attack like that.

I wonder though, what do you think the dad will do?

Get angry about
A. Neither the report card nor the message
B. The report card only(assuming it's really that bad)
C. The message only
D. The kid gets into deeper trouble than he already is and the dad gets angry about both?
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PostSubject: Re: Could be worse....   Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:37 pm

XD I've done that before!! IT works like a charm!

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vincent

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PostSubject: Re: Could be worse....   Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:37 am

I am so trying that.
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PostSubject: Re: Could be worse....   Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:00 am

Oh man I recognize that letter!!!!
Its from the book the 6 most important decisions a teen can make!!!
I reccomend it!
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PostSubject: Re: Could be worse....   Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:16 am

I just found it on one of my friends myspace pages, but it does make sense.
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