Random Quotes.

Just some random thing a new buddy on FTT said on his intro thread.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
~Daemonz

"It's a great city. There's alot of history."
"Translated. Old. As. Shit."
~Jeff Dunham and Peanut

"This is the part where Jeff makes up crap just to make guitar guy laugh."
~Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

(In all honesty, I think Guitar guy's reactions are one of the best parts of the show!)

"But once inside the bank Vault then what? With no water or food and precious little Oxygen seeking refuge in a Vault gives you little more then enough time to place a gun to your head, make peace with your god, and pull the trigger." From the Zombie Survival Guide. XD

Time for this folf to join the fun...

"If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody." - A friend of my brother's

"When you're a little rabbit, carry a BIG GUN!" - Jazz Jackrabbit"

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep." - Unknown

"A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard." - Prof. Steiner

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain (this one is true, actually)

"Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined." - Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school" - Unknown

"Vote anarchists" - Unknown

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.

Boren's Laws:
1] When in charge: ponder
2] When in trouble: delegate
3] When in doubt: mumble

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

"If something annoys you: kill it." - Ziva David (NCIS)

And last, but certainly not least:
"It is easier to get forgiveness than permission." (probably some military dude)

Well here's some random quotes. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Well some of em anyway.

23. Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money.

33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss

34. War is good for business

35. Peace is good for business

59. Free advice is seldom cheap.

76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.

The unwritten rule. When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.

XD Hope you guys enjoyed. ^^

"What's the matter?" You always said how much you liked babes."

"That's babes as in "girls"! Not babes as in "drooling, crying, hair-pulling kids! I dunno the first thing about babies!"

"What's there to know? ...I mean you use to be one, didn't you!?"

-Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails Prower in an argument about their sub-mission
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Torquemada, do not ask him for forgiveness.

Torquemada, do not beg him for his mercy.

Let's face it; you can't Torquemada anything."

-Some guy from "History of the world Part 1"

"Gather ye roses while ye may, old time is still flying, and the rose that still smiles will someday be dying." "Laughter is the best medicine. You should be happy that you have enough time to play a game."

-William Shakespeare and Mei Ling

"Behold Humanity for all it's worth. You'll not find a more beautiful nor horrific creature on this earth." - Me while watching an Ep of the Outter Limits.

"Welcome to America, a village once ruled by it's fool". ~ Lig.
I actually edited that quote a little. =3

“I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all”

No clue where I got it, but I love it.

I SMELL LONDON I SMELL FRANCE!

Bert: You ever had a girlfriend?

Ralph: Sure did, pal.

Bert: What happened?

Ralph: I married her.

-The Racoons-


Welcome to your life. You'll never get out of it alive.

-one from me.

Champ Kind: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I cant get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Brick Tamland: O, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

"Objection! That was... objectionable!"

"Objection overruled."

- Miles Edgeworth and the judge

"John I'm gonna tell you something I've never put into words before" Dargo.

"Um...." John

"I loooove shooting things." Dargo
- A scene from an ep of Farscape.

"What do you make of it, Mr. Spock?"

"Insignificant data, captian."

"Speculation?"

"My alien half does not speculate, captain... However, my human half says..."

Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (spoofed by the California Raisins)

" I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence"

-Sergent Johnson Halo: Combat Evolved

"Dear Sarge,
Wish you wern't here."

-Halo 2

Conversation between me and Kin....

Dae     says:
*Tryin to think of a new name ^^;;
            Kin the loveable fox             says:
*x3
     Dae     says:
*People have honestly asked me to change it because its "hard to pronounce"
            Kin the loveable fox             says:
*Ah x3 I don't find it hard O.o even the long version is easy
     Dae     says:
*Thats what I thought! =o
            Kin the loveable fox             says:
*xD
     Dae     says:
*Oh well...Gonna change it anyways =/
            Kin the loveable fox             says:
*That's cause the world has an 8th grade reading level = 3



He made me lol for real :3

"Fool proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools." -Ken Clayton

"We may experience some Turbulence....and then explode" "Are we gonna explode? I don't wanna explode Captain." -The first Scene of Serenity

Lig wrote:

"Fool proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools." -Ken Clayton

Angels flee where fools rush in.

If you have a system that can fail in X ways, and you cover them all, then a way 'X+1' will promptly develop.

"Good night". - Bender
"Night". - Fry
*A few seconds later with Bender now asleep*
"Zzzzz... Kill all humans, kill all humans...". - Bender
" *Gasp!* Bender wake up!". - Fry
" *Stretches a little* Ah I had the most wonderful dream, I think you were in it". - Bender
"Yeah uh hey Bender do you have a bathroom?". - Fry
"Bath-what?". - Bender
"Bathroom". - Fry
"Who?". - Bender
"Oh never mind...". - Fry
"Oh okay". - Bender
*Moments later with Bender now asleep again*
"Hey sexy mama... Wanna go kill all humans?". - Bender

(I know I probably didn't quote this scene right completely, but I hope I still did it justice, oh and this scene is from an episode of Futurama if you don't know where I got this from).

"I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were very adorable" - Bunny plush Dr. Insano.

Loved this quote so much I've actually put it in my signature as you may of noticed.

Biker: What is this, another "Grand Theft Auto"?

Snake (Big Boss): No! It's a sneaking mission!

Biker: This is no "Vice City". We're in a jungle.

- Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Now time for a quote from Mass Effect. ^^

"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."- Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy

Lil things like that are part of why I love the Quarians from Mass Effect. ^^

"He who pats himself on the back too hard sooner or later falls on his face. (I hope)"
*True statement

-Kat Mandu (or however that's pronounced), Kirate Kat