Riolu: *walks in* Hiya everyone! The writter decided to make a really quick short here. You'll see one side of me in this one. Although I can be mature, I'm usually very childish. This means I'm usually mischevious, playful, or inquisitive. I can also be a bit of a wise-cracker sometimes but that's not seen here.
Another Nasty Prank
By, Riolu
"Hey Lig! I know I'm gonna regret this later but how about we have Mexican for lunch?" Warren called from the kitchen. Lig giggled from the livingroom and called back it was fine by him. He smirked as he thought about how funny it would be if Balt were to show up for lunch. While Balt may not have been coming, another canine in diapers was peeking in through the window.
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Riolu took a look at the crest in his hands and focused on the curse he wanted. "Hope he doesn't get too mad at me." He said before aiming the crest at Lig. "Time to see what the first one will turn into."
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While Warren was busy wipping up some meat and beans, Lig was channel surfing on the couch. He perked up a bit when he felt something wierd on his tail and stopped on an old (as in first season old) Pokemon re-run while he took a look. What he saw made him flood his diaper out of pure shock and fear. The end of his tail was on fire! Lig threw himself to the floor and began thrashing about to put himself out and screamed out for Warren.
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"Oh drat!" Riolu said as Lig's screech startled him into dropping the crest. He started fumbling around for it when he looked up as a shadow blocked out the sunlight. "Oh... double drat."
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"WARREN! HELP! FIRE!"
"WHERE?" Warren yelled as there was a bunch of crashing from the kitchen as he rummaged for the fire extinguisher.
"MY TAIL'S ON FIRE!" Lig squealed back with panic clear in his voice.
"HOLY SMOKES!" Warren yelled when he got into the room and saw his brother's tail was indeed on fire. "HOLD STILL LIG!" Warren prepped the extinguisher as Lig stopped and looked at Warren with pleading eyes before he aimed the nozzel and fired upon the flame. When the puff of white dissappeared, the flame was gone... for two seconds before appearing again. Lig squealed like a kit for a moment before a muffled fart was heard.
"WHOAH!" Warren yelped as he jumped and landed flat upon his stomach to avoid a sheet of flame that shot forth from the tail thanks to the gas coming from Lig. The tail was extinguished again but ignited once more.
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"It's bad enough you took my crest Riolu." Lucario said sternly. "But now you're causing panic to our friends."
"I-I'll fix it!" Riolu stuttered before quickly picking up the crest, aiming and then frowning. "Oops."
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Warren finally decided to pick Lig up and carry him to the kitchen to plunge his tail into the water filled sink. As he got part way there, he suddenly fell forward and Lig was tossed through the air. Fortunately his tail landed in the sink. Unfortunately, so did the rest of his rear. Lig winced as he felt the cold water but relaxed when he felt the tip of his tail cool off. He realized then that his tail hadn't felt hot the entire time. He looked up to tell Warren but stopped when he saw someone else there. It was another Liger that looked just like him!
Warren looked to see what had tripped him and saw nothing there. Worry for his brother came back and he looked back up. What he saw shocked him almost enough to make him wet the diaper he had decided to wear that day. Lig was huge! Then he realized he was actually smaller.
"What the..." Warren asked himself mentally before a few dots began to connect and a few assumptions were made. "I'll bet there were some curses involved in this." He said in a voice almost completely idedntical to his little (though not so much at the moment) brother.
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"Give... me... that!" Lucario said barely in control of himself. Riolu handed it to him quickly and if he had known the attack, he would have pulled off a perfect Defense Curl. Lucario was shaking with two emotions at once. One was anger he rarely felt as he only was angry when his friends were scared or hurt. The other was amusement that almost had him on the ground laughing. He picked up the curled up, diapered Riolu and marched to the front door. He found it unlocked so he walked in and to the kitchen.
Warren looked up and saw the crest in Lucario's hand. "What's the big idea scarring my little brtoher like that?" He said irritably.
"Sorry." Lucario said. "That was this little guy. He was trying to turn Lig into a pokemon to see what he would become. Evidently one of the pokemon he can become through that way is a Charmander which explains why his tail-tip lit up like that."
"And that explains why it didn't hurt." Lig said.
"Correct." Lucario said. "When I caught him he tried to fix it but he was too nervous and hit you with a curse Warren rather than fixing the one he partially got on Lig. I'm sure he'll apologize as soon as he uncurls. I think I may have scared him a bit too much when I told him to give me back my crest."
Warren just sighed with frustration before looking at Lig. The two were quite for a few moments before the broke out into identicle gins and began laughing helplessly. Lucario set Riolu down on the table and finally began laughing a bit himself. Riolu finally peeked an eye open and saw he wasn't in any danger so he relaxed.
"I believe you owe two people something." Lucario said.
"Sorry guys." Riolu said sheepishly. "I was just curious as to what Nate's buddies would turn into."
"Hey, no harm done." Lig said. "Besides, now Warren and I are twins!"
Warren blushed a bit and laughed at that. What was funnier was that he and Lig had worn the exact same thing that day and his clothes had shrunk along with him so they were even dressed identically.
"So we're good?" Riolu asked nervously.
"I think so since the panic is over." Warren said.
"Not just yet." Lucario said, stepping over to the oven to make sure the food Warren had been making wouldn't burn. "I've got a proposition for you Warren. How would you like to enjoy an afternoon as Lig's twin?"
"Oh please say yes Warren!" Lig pleaded excitedly with cute, shinny eyes. "It'll be so much fun!"
"How can I refuse that?" Warren said.
"Okay then." Lucario said. "As a punishment for doing all this without asking, while I babysit you two, Riolu will be the one to change any diapers that need changing. And with Mexican on the way, I think that should deter him from pulling this stunt again for a long time, right?"
"I just wish you were babysitting Balt as well." Warren said. "That would really enforce it."
Lig giggled and then tried to pull hiself out of the sink. He fell back in with a splash as his diaper dragged him back down. "A little help please?"
Lucario laughed and got the dripping Liger out of the sink. "Wow, the diapers of yours are pretty good! Almost all the water is out of the sink!"
Lig giggled and said, "Pawpers are the best ever!"
"Well, here's your first one Riolu. No choice in it." Lucario said.
Riolu was unhappy with the punishment but he did agree to it. While he loved wearing diapers and getting his own changed, changing them was a chore he really disliked. He got another diaper from Warren and set it aside. As he opened up the soaked diaper, all the rest of the methane that hadn't managed to escape before wafted out of the diaper. Lig flicked one tail in anticipation as Riolu got out some baby powder and the tip ignited again.
"YIPES" Riolu yelped as he flew five feet in the air on top of the sheet of flames that soared skyward.
Riolu: *walks in* Hope you all enjoyed the short read! This story was a gift of gratitude to Lig for a favor he did the writter. It was also gratitude for letting him on the Furr Den and being an awesome friend! Hope he doesn't mind we copied one of his titles somewhat. We just figured it fits. Thanks for reading!
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:47 am
Lig with a burning tail! Never thought he was a Charmander...