this idea was just too grand to keep to myself. i was musing on sirius condition and i thought, man, we should so get him a pimped out, souped up steven hawkings chair complete with nitrous and over the top flame job X3
the nitrous is important for running over the feet of obnoxious assholes superfast, and the flame job is for picking up the chicks
and generally loooking cool. maybe even add hydraulics.
of course, sirius says he would rather be put in 10 foot tall, ripped android body, and he would call himself terminator siri. this is just a backup plan
pimp my ride: extreme wheelchair edition