This has got to be the WEIRDEST videogame I have ever seen!
Well first off lemme tell ya how I came about it.
Well it was one of my newest friends (PhloppyBunny) who introduced me to the magic of emulators, since some games I wanted were just to rare, or expensive, and thusly not worth as much monney that the people over on the sites I buy games from were asking, oh and he also introduced me to a site called "RomHustlers.com".
Anyways I was looking through the list of TurboGrafx 16 roms since I never planed on actually owning the system, and whilst searching through the "T" section there it was!
I looked at it more closely, suprised anyone would ever actually name a game that, and got a laugh out of discovering that it was a game only available in Japan since well I guess it's true about what people say about some of the people over there!
Anyways I watched a video containing some of the game's actual gameplay over on youtube, and seeing as how you had NO life indicator, and how the guy kept dying (He died about 15 times) that made me think that this game was marketed to potty training kids or something since games where you can't die means the kid will never lose, and won't get frustrated with it, making it ideal for kids with lack of experience.
Anyways I would go further indepth with explaining how the game plays, but you wouldn't believe me if I told ya how those kooky Japanese programmers designed this one, so I think it best you see for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ASh8zrG90Oh and the game contains, well... Poop done up in a spiral like fashion, so yeah you may not wanna look at the video even though the poop doesn't look like what we really knows ends up in our cubby Pawpers.
EDIT! :
Actually strike that about not being able to die because it is possible, just takes awhile. >.>