Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

because they didn't get enough sun.

Why can my fursona control time, while wearing a diaper?

because its magic!

why is it that diapers are sooo irresistible?

Because they smell nice...usually.

Why is my teacher such an @$$?

Because in the words of Twisted Sister "He can't stop rock 'n' roll!!!".

Why do so many people hate emotional shit in Final Fantasy games so much?

(I mean honestly, it's like most Final Fantasy fans are so fricking repressed that any show of emotion in video games make them cringe =/).

because all they do is sit on the couch, getting fat without a life.
(I looove Final Fantasy, because[u] of the charecter development. It is one of few game series that actually captures that ability fine. I'm playing Final Fantasy 13 right now, and the way the charecters act tell me so much about them, without having said a lick)

Why do I find Charecter development so amazing, and beutiful?

Because conflict is the motor of every story, while emotion is the fuel and character developement is what makes it combust and generate power. (Lesson #1 of the Starting Writer)

Why do people tend to think they can be God?

Because their mad that they don't have as much power as they think they should, though we know they shoudn't.

Why is that pickle farting?

Cause larry the cucumber ate three bean burritios before going for a swim in the salty sea.


why do cats have three eyelids?

Because maaar is better

Why are their Time zones, and why do they all have different times?

so Doctor Who isn't boring.

Why am I the youngest person posting?

Because I need someone younger than me on the site.

Why do I stay up untill 2 in the morning rping ever day?

because I do.

what is autism?

seeing the world from a different mind set and age almost


why is sunny an riolu so protecting (best word for it)

Cause we got lot's of love and care for our bros. If you're speaking of how much we like to tease you though or our desire to pad a bunny boy extra thickly... that's just cause it's fun and we haven't been seriusly told to stop yet.

When will Chrono admit he's at least part cub? Come on! He's got two parts of a bunny to him! Look at that cute fluffy tail and tempting-to-rub ears!

At a point to be further determined.

Why does the earth spin?

Because it can.

Why do people assume they can think straight, while they have a round skull? (In Dutch, we say 'thinking in a straight line... bit hard in a circular skull)

Because Straight is the new round.

Why do I find myself coming to like the things I once denied? I used to say I hate music: Now I'm sitting here looking up songs. I use to say I hate academics, Now I sleep through class their so easy. I use to say I didn't want to be a child, and I wanted to grow up as soon as possible, now look at me. Why?

Because

DC Talk wrote:

There ain't no disguising the truth" (from: Jesus Freak)

It's called the Law of Inverse Expectation

Why am I born a male human?

Hector wrote:

Why am I born a male human?

Because if you were not, you'd wonder why just as you do now.

Why does the store behind my house fail to sell Monster Energy drinks?

Because they know that energy drinks are bad for you.

Why am I in a sunny D phase right now?

because its good for you.

Why is it when i get depressed I always want to sleep and be alone or think about cutting myself?

You wanna be alone and get some sleep cause you're tired, not depressed.

Can anyone answer the third part of Bunny boy's question?

Because he craves attention and the only way to get it is to hop aboard the internet and talk about such things, and cut himself.

Now, why did I answer that question so harshly?

Cause you probably need a change.

Why do I love fire so much? o_o

Because fire is hot.

Why is ice cream cold?