A corrupt wish

Granted, but Overly sensitive pussy parents find the program offensive and shut down the Nickolodeon station all together!

I wish I had super powers

Granted, but they get you killed, in some diaper warehouse in California....

I wish saturday was here, and that I was able to wake up in time for Dungeons and Dragons, while staying awake the entire time.

granted, but no one else is able to play, being busy that day

i wish that there was actually something good on tv instead of reruns

Granted, but all the good stuff is on when you're either sleeping or at school, work or whatever thing you can't run away from.

I wish my new collar would arrive tomorrow. (ish a pwesent for me birfday!)

Granted, it looks like it should and everything, but a note attached says you now owe whoever sent it to you double what they paid for it.

I wishI had a job, that paid normal wage, had reasonable hours, was nice, affordable, that didn't do me any harm, Mental or physical.

Granted, but you get fired.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, it's a pug's tail.

I wish I could take a MENSA test. (MENSA is the official IQ test taking company)

Granted, but you fail.

I wish I could live from money earned with writing stories.

(how do fail an IQ test? I wonder... *goes on pondering*)
Granted, but you live in a cardboard box, able to only afford enough food for two days a week.

I wish life was easy.

Granted, now it's boring.

I wish I had wings.

Granted but they are paper

I wish i could get a extremely restfuk nights sleep.

Granted, but it you stay asleep for the rest of your life.

I wish I could meet Ezrathan (a dragon character from one of my stories).

Granted, but he doesn't like you for some minor event during the story you wrote at his expense.

I wish I didn't have any cavities.

Granted, but now you have no teeth at all.

I wish I could see in the dark, like canines can...

Granted, nut your blind in the day


I wish i could find a way to get babyed and get rid of some stress.

Granted but you're babied by me and Sunny

I wish had a Groudon caught naturally in Soul Silver on my Heart Gold.

Granted, but after you catch the Pokémon, save, and place the game elsewhere it esplodes! ^^
I probably don't know what I'm saying here, but I wish I had someone to baby me, and treat me like the big, crinkly, sissy, batfur I am X3.

Granted, but you end up next to Kyle. (way to go Saitoshi)

I wish chaos would influence, not rule my mind

Hector wrote:

Granted, but you end up next to Kyle. (way to go Saitoshi)

how did you know my name?

also granted but it rules everyone elses

i wish i could sleep with out worrying my self to sleep

Well, if your location is "Next to Riolu and Sunny", Riolu is trying to keep Sunny and Sai from driving a guy named 'Kyle' insane, and I KNOW they mean YOU in that case... It follows from logic, I guess.
Nasty reply to my wish by the way.

Anyhow:

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I wish I could sleep with out worrying myself to sleep

Granted, but now you're worried in your dreams 'cause Fenrir is haunting you.

I wish Martin Luther King wasn't assassinated. (nice word for Scrabble >.<)

(it would pwn the board, yes)
Granted, but a sacrifice of your continence is required.

I wish I could control time, like my Fursona.

*Throws egg timer*

I wish i would try to sleep more, or have some one to help me sleep more.

Granted but it's cause you're my roomate now.

I wish My brother would admit he's a babyfur.

Granted, but now he doesn't like pokemon anymore.

I wish nothing every backfired on me.

Granted, but now everyone just fires at you FNAR.

I wish this thread would be a bit more active and inspiring... (mostly active, though)