A corrupt wish

Granted, but it inspires you to do terrible things.

I wish I knew how Jirachi would react seeing this thread.

Granted, but she starts granting many wishes, including those that should NOT be granted (wow, I was specific, wasn't I? I leave the details to the suggestivity of the reader...)

I wish Super Smash Brothers Brawl would not contain Lucario, but Mewtwo or something equal. Just... NOT Lucario... he's SO not-Mewtwo (and Mewtwo has a spoon for a weapon, LOL)

Granted but now it's Arceus and everyone is using him too much.

I wish both Lucario and Mewtwo were in brawl.

Granted, but they suck.

I wish someone would play SSBB with me!

Granted, but you're up against my friend Dave who keeps pwning you with Ike's Final Smash Move. (oh, and he's invincible with Ganondorf as well )

I wish coming up with new wishes would be easier...

Granted, but you forget the only wish you can think of.

I wish I could wear underwear!

Granted but you're put back in diapers cause you can't keep em dry (is that really such a bad thing XD?).

I wish I had a plate of eggs.

Granted but they are spider eggs

I wish i wouldn't wet the bed tonight

Granted but now you wet during the day instead.

I wish I could snag the bunny boy to me so he'd get to sleep before midnight.

Granted, but it's harder then you originally thought, and you end up giving an exorcisim, and in the end when he's sleeping soundly you don't have much time left to sleep yourself making for a very grumpy Riolu.

I wish me, and a few other babyfurs from this site could get together, and have fun sometimes, ya know like a playdate =3.

Granted but they all leave to find somthing better to do


I wish I wouldn't pass out as soon as i get home.

Granted, you pass out on instant.

I wish infantillism was more generally accepted.

Granted, but you have no caretakers.

I wish my grandad was still alive.

Granted, but he's a zombie now, so I hope your grandpa's a vegan.

I wish I could visit Dae's house this summer.

Granted, but you had to leave early because of a tornado.

I wish I got an A in german.

Granted, but that means you suck, 'cause the Germans count the other way around in grades (they really do, idiots...)

I wish Americans would know the difference between Dutch language and German language (believe me, few of them do...)

Granted, but they don't know what Dutch and Deutsch means.

I wish Justin Beaver grew a proper voice.

he does but its a proper girl voice


I wish i had a comfy place to sleep with no worries.

Granted, but it's my bed so you might have worries when we're both awake. (I work overnights so he'd be alseep while I'm working.)

I wish I could snag a bunch of my cubby bros (and one kitten) and snuggle them all! (Main four being Terry, Furryfan, Legendaryhon and of course the bunny boy Chrono.)

Granted, but you hug them so tightly they suffocate.

I wish I'd feel my wings again.

Granted but they are dismembered


I wish i wasn't so easy to tickle

Granted, you're even easier to tickle now!

I wish I could tickle the bunny boy.

I wish riolu didn't want to tickle me


I wish i have the softest bulkest diaper imginable and that would fit me and has no leak holes

Granted, but he tickles you anyway.

Granted, but you couldn't walk and someone noticed and called the police.


I wish I had scales.

Granted, but a couple of scale obsessed loons stalk you until eventually killing you for them to sell on the internet.

I wish I was one of the "cubby bros" Riolu mentioned, and said he wanted to hug, because now I feel like I'm one of the easily looked over ones.