A corrupt wish

Granted, but as you jump for joy, you land icky and break your foot.

I wish I had a fursuit

granted but its a fellow furry.
I wish they would make a Kingdom Hearts movie.

Granted, but since Kingdom Hearts is filled with evil magic, the movie contains too less light to see anything interesting...

I wish Life would play fair...

Granted, but now life is unbearably predictable.

I wish I knew how I got epididmitis. (although I think I have a good idea already)

(Nice one on mine, brother)
Granted, but you get the Canine Disease instead (it's an illness only canines can have, as one might expect. Doesn't hurt too much, but sure is uncomfortable)

I wish Rick Astly never wrote "Never gonna give you up"

granted but he writes something more awful.
I wish they had never stopped making Sonic the Hedgehog SAT.

Granted, but they add new stupid characters and change the voice-casts, so the show is totally messed up.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, none of your pants fit anymore and you spen 200 dollars on custom made pants

I wish i knew what to go as for halloween

Granted, but people laugh at you when you decide to go as your true self. *giggles and takes a snapshot of the diapered yellow Mewtwo*

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

granted but now its a wish that is totally wrong in every way.
I wish that the new Legend of Zelda game was out already (the Wii 1 coming next year not Spirit Tracks)

Granted, but it was a big let down and now you hate it.

I wish I had some food

granted! but it has dirt in it!

I wish the world was at peace

Granted, but due to human nature it does not last long, and you ironically enough get drafted into the military the very next day prior to dying in a bloody war.
I wish I could become Chimour when ever I wanted.

Granted! you are now a social pariah and being experimented on

I wish i had amazing cooking skills

Granted, but the dishes you created were to wonderful, and you ended up cooking more and more dishes prior to eating yourself to death.
I wish I was Santa.

granted but you get arrested for stalking children on your "list" and get on a special episode of cops!

I wish that I had friends that didn't care that I like diapers and let me wear around them.

Granted, but they want to baby you more than you'd like and treat you as if you were a 'real' baby.

I wish NUK would make adult pacifiers with a silicon nipple (instead of latex >.<)

Granted! but the nipple ends up coming off and you choke to death on it

I wish my semester at college ends well and my girlfriend and I get to celebrate it perfectly afterwards.

Granted, but midway through the next semester she leaves you and your grades plummet

I wish my room cleaned itself

Granted, but your room cleans itself too well and all your belongings are gone.

I wish my book was published anyhow soon.

Granted but it doesn't sell one copy.

I wish my girlfriend accepts the fact I like to be padded when she finds out, if ever...[which hopefully won't be for a really long time until I can discern whether she'll take it well or not x.x]

Granted, but weirdly enough she can't accept the fact that you're a furry and dumps you.
(I don't know if she already knows your a furry, so that's why I said that).
I wish pampers came out with "the perfect diaper" which never needed changing no matter how much you mess and wet it, and also could fit a person of any size with the diaper having a special material in it which would negate the threat of diaper rash, and lock in the bad oder from when you mess so no one has to know about your accident. Also the diaper would defy all logic, and not bulge or grow bigger in any way, shape, or form so that it's always at the same bulk forever.

Granted but no one has enough money to buy it~

I wish it stayed the same temp as it is right now

Granted, but it rains continuously as well.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but you grow so fond of being rich that you are overcome by paranoia, and a fear that you will lose it all, and now live every waking day of your sad life now not being able to fall asleep from the fear of a robber stealing your money or something like that.
I wish every babyfur on this forum (including me) had one of those perfect diapers I was talking about.