A corrupt wish

Granted, we are given free prototypes to test and we all except them
But one week later they start to fail one by one cuasing them to buldge into huge stinky messes suddenly where ever we might be, at school, work, the playground, the mall ect.

I wish I could become my caretaker form but younger so I could be cute and flufy!

Granted, but you are caught by the pound and due to no one buying you are killed by the people incharge of the pound.
Okay I wish that the diaper prototypes given to all the babyfurs on this forum did not fail ever.

Granted but they were lost in the mail. (Also, I like the rain...x3)

I wish I had an awesome avatar right about now

Granted, but it was so awesome it made your head explode when you saw it.
I wish pampers started marketing off of babyfurs, and started making bigger diapers.

Granted but...wait...I can't make that bad...it'd just be unfair to everyone D=

I wish....for a limitless supply of diapers.

Granted, but now your place is stashed with them and you have nowhere to live.

I wish someone drew one of my fursonas (if only once) just to surprise me.

(Well what's your fursona, and I may try it =3).
Granted but when I atempt to draw it I am wasted, stoned, and puking up blood, and so I just say fuck it and draw your fursona as a deformed stick figure.
I wish I had half of the artistic talent most people on this site display on a regular basis =/.

granted, you get the half that isnt any good

i wish i had tiberium wars for the pc

Granted, you get it in the mail, but your computer is horrible and can't play it.

I wish it would snow because I like the cold and don't care if I get snowed in.

Granted but your house collapses from the roof rotting because of all the snow.

I wish I was able to pass all my exams and that my girlfriend liked all the presents I got her for the holidays and her birthday [which is January 5th ^^]

*oh wow. how can I corrupt that wish? man this is tough. hm. I know*

granted but now every1 at the school (even your best friend) hates you.
I wish the 3rd Twilight Movie was out. (by the way New Moon is a good movie)

Granted, but it sucks even worse then the Jonas Brothers live and in concert thusly causing multiple vamp kids to go into a rage, turn goth, sue who ever made the third Twilight movie, and destroy every Twilight item they ever owned.
I wish my emotions didn't run my life, and make it a living hell...
(Lig can't even talk to me when this happens and it hurts having our friendship strained because of it).

Granted, but instead of having emotions ruin your life, you become addicted to harddrugs.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 Elite.

Granted, but once you get it the 360 is broken in some fashion like all of the elite models.

I wish Toonami was back.

Granted but the shows all suck major ass.

I hope my girlfriend gets in a better mood instead of the semi-depressed state she's been in given her parents are douchebags. [especially her step-dad]

Granted, but her parents are still douchebags and they move to...RUSSIA!

I wish I wasn't sick

[damn dude, I would die if that happened x.x]

Granted but you're now in a full body cast given all your bones are broken.

I wish my girlfriend was happy, surrounded by a comfortable temperature all the time, her parents were nice and she'd love me for all time and that they weren't poor. [beat that]

Granted, but now all that negativity has to be put somewhere and unfortunately, you are the target.

I wish people would (rationally) think for themselves.

Granted, now everyone has come to the realization that life is pointless and the world grinds to a halt

I wish I could change into Rai anytime I wanted to

granted, you cant change back


i wish i had a secret laboratory

Granted, but you blow up because you were making evil concoctions.

I wish...for a genie lamp.

wish granted but it has Jafar in it (you know from Aladdin) and he only grants evil wishes so you can't wish for good things.

I wish Mega Man 10 was out. (the new 1 released for March. it looks so cool)

Granted, but the creators made a mistake and actually re-launched Megaman 1.0, which fails in epic proportions.

I wish I had a folf puppy.

Granted, but it marks it territory on everything in your live area.

I wish I hade a watch that turned me into my various characters and left me go into there world with no consequences.

Granted but it short circuits and strands you there stuck in your Eevee form under Ninetales's mercy.

I wish I'd get off my butt and write my stories again.