A corrupt wish

Okay this is something I am transfering form
http://furrsfurchrist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2741&start=360

The idea is that a person wishes for something and the next person grants it but there is a catch that causes the wish not to be a good thing.
careful what you wish for.
This is a transfer so you can see examples;


Granted! But you get so productive that you don't know what else to do! Thus making your brain blow up like a time bomb.

I wish I knew what to draw..

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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:54 pm


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Granted! You now have a gremlin riding on your back, who, through some magical power, has the ability to force you to draw whatever he wants.

He always wants more pictures of kung fu camels... I guess you don't have to decide any more...


I wish I had a typewriter...


Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:51 am




Sleet
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Granted, but every key marks the wrong letter.

I wish I could play Dagorhir.

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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:39 am



Keijiei
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Granted! You now have the ability to play Dagorhir. It's too bad you don't have anyone to play with...


I wish I knew what the sound of a penguin being drop-kicked through a patio door sounded like (without actually doing it, of course).


Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:51 am



Crusader Cat
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Keijiei wrote:
I wish I knew what the sound of a penguin being drop-kicked through a patio door sounded like (without actually doing it, of course).
Granted! you now know what it sounds like, unfortunately, you were the penguin that was being kicked.

I wish... I had something to wish for.

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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:54 am



Keijiei
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Granted! You are now running through a leech-infested marsh while being chased by a rabid bear, only two days after your doctor has told you that you are suffering from a form of terminal cancer. That'll give you plenty to wish for.


I wish that they'll finally get around to making that Ender's Game movie...


Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:34 am


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Granted, but it's made by the same people who made the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. Thus, it's mediocre and doesn't live up to the book.

I wish I was more motivated.

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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:41 pm



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Granted, Billy Mayz starts motivating you to do things by telling you how great they are non stop untill you finnish them.


I wish I didn't confuse people so often when I'm talking to them.

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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:47 pm



Sleet
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What?

I wish chemistry coordinators didn't force their students to fill whole pages with redundant, handwritten 8th grade algebra.

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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:49 pm


Keijiei
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Granted! They now force you to fill whole pages with redundant, preschool-level math.



I wish that Canada will win the gold medal count at the 2010 Olympics.


Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:01 am



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Granted but most of the atheletes turn out to have been taking steroids and the medals are rescinded.

I wish I had the not-magic bag of Nakor the Islani ("Want an Orange?")
(Refrence to several books by the great author Raymond E. Feist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakor)

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:09 am


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Granted! But you also develop an allergy to citrus.


I wish that I had the ability to repel zombies.


Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:23 am



Wahabloo
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GRANTED! But you also get the T-Virus which(later on) makes you become a zombie...

I wish that my movies would come already...
(I bought some from a catalog)

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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:45 pm


Crusader Cat
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Granted, you now have the movies, but they were damaged during shipping so they don't play properly.

I wish my fursuit was done.

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Crusader Cat!
Crusading through space,
And fighting monsters with his lightsaber,
He is saved by God,
Forgiven of sin
And spreading the Word
Of our LORD Jesus!


Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:46 pm

Wahabloo
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(Your getting a fursuit?! O_O YAAAAAAAAAAAY! AWESOME! )

GRANTED! But when you get it,it looks a bit lop-sided & rushed..

I wish I could breathe underwater..(Y'know how you get those dreams? XD)

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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:50 am

I will make the first wish,
I wish I could run at super sonic speeds.

Granted. You run so fast that you run out of time and are lost in an endless limbo.

I wish I had fudge

It is done!

But now your teeth are rotten to the core from your super chewy fudge and you have to go have teeth pulled.

I wish had my driver's license

Granted, but Right before they take the picture you remember something you were going to ask and get the classic duuurrrrrrrrrrrrr with pointy finger freeze frame as your picture and you are not given a chance to re-take it

I wish I had a better short term memory.

Alrighty, your short term memory is now extended, however in order to make room your long term memory has to be shortened. You are now incapable of remembering your fondest childhood memories!

I wish I was a better musician.

Granted. You become a big musicain famous world wide. This however gains you dozens of stalkers one of which gets too close and ends up cutting out your vocal cords. You never speak again.

I wish I could make whatever I want out of thin air anytime.

granted, but they remain invisable which means people passing by who don't know you have that ability think your nuts when your sitting on air or talking into your invisable cell phone.

Not to mention your always losing these things around the house only to find them by steping on, bumping into or sitting on them.

I wish I could craw on walls like a spider and spin webs without actually being turned into a five inch or less arachnid

Granted! you are bitten by a radioactive spider, but you are now a horrible mutation of a man-spider and you die a painful death of radiation poisining

I wish I wish I was a fish!

Granted you are now a fish. A Fish in a sea food restraunt tank. You expected life span is maybe a day until someone orders you.

I wish I had a warp drive capable shuttle craft from StarTrek. ^^

granted. but your ship is overrun by the bad guys of star trek. (can't remember their names)

I wish I was as strong as superman.

Gratned! your mucels are now buldging with power! unfortunately they grow at a emmence rate and have to be amputated! leaving you with nothing but stubs!

I wish I had a cheese burger!

granted but the cheeseburger has so disgusting youre sick for 3 days.

I wish I had a submarine.

Granted: ya hafta fish it out of the sea because it had a hole!

I wish I could RP more.

Granted: you are now a shut in with no life, spending all his time on the computer

I wish I was a ninja

ok, but you're killed in battle by enemy ninjas

I wish I had a bottle of water

You get a bottle of water. The water contains a flesh eating virus. You eaten from the inside out in three days. Hope you enjoyed the water though.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

Granted: but your default appearance is a puddle of green goo

I wish I had some diapers.

Granted: but none of them fit you.

I shudder to think how bad this can blow up in my face but...

I wish I could enter my stories as my main character.
*Eevee and Riolu duck in cover*
*Lucario tries Protect while Nathaniel cowers behind his shield*

Okay...you enter your stories but while you're in the beginning, some 4chan goon appears out of nowhere and rewrites the story into some kind of cruel parody of what it once .


I wish I had a rubber duckie :3

granted! but the rubber duckie turns evil and trys to murder you in the tub!
I wish I could become a full fledged babyfur!

Granted! You become a full fledged babyfur. In your excitement however you knock over a vase and are put in time out for twenty minutes.

I wish I wish I had a fish. :3

D:
granted but the fish jumps out of the bowl while you were out one day, you come home to find you favorite new fish dead.

I wish I could see my baby brudas, daddys, and friends at AC IRL!
:3

Granted, you meet your baby brothers, daddy's and friends at AC irl. But what you are let down in your exspectations and have many ocward moments.


I wish i could become my fursona.

Granted, but not only are you considerd a freak and hunted by scientists that range from those wanting to cut you open on a slab to good hearted nerds who simply don't have the social skills to understand how uncomfortable it is to be proded and examened at all points,
You find that dragon waste is downright noxcious so no one will help you with your diapers.

I wish I had some toast.