A corrupt wish

Granted, the two of you meet in the middle of a mall, but you get so excited you wet your pants......


I wish I had at least a tail with long flowing black fur.

Granted, but you cant hide it and it is being constantly tugged on, causing you pain.

I wish I won the lottery

granted, the jackpot is only 50 cents due to high prize taxes


i wish fir the worlds hottest buffalo wings

Granted. They're litterally on fire and burnt to a crisp.

I wish I had an Eevee ^^

Granted, but one of the local dog catchers mistakens it for a stray, and takes it away to the pound where you have to bail it out.

I wish I had my own little private babyfur playground. complete with slides, jungle gyms, swings, and even with motherly, and playful androids there to supervise, change diapers, comfort, tease, baby, and bottle feed me and my friends. Also, and this is influenced entirely by a story I read off of FoxTalesTimes (Not a very well written one, but still a creative one I guess), but the slides would range from small to big, and well by use of stereo systems a trip down the slide can either make you wet, mess yourself, or both when you go down it. Also this function of the slides can be turned on and off at my and my friends leisure via a dial on all the slides where you can have it do one of these things when someone goes down it, or just have it act like a regular slide.

granted, but its on the other side of the world


i wish i could control the sand around me like gaara

Granted, but only one grain grain at a time

I wish i could just relax with out a care in the world for a week or two

Granted but it's with Nate, Selanine, and the rest of the "We love making you blush" gang, oh and to try and one-up themselves this time they'll try to get you to do something special with Arcanine... (See Rio if you don't get what I'm saying).

I wish I was a rock star.

Granted! Your now a world famous Rock Star with a dazzling career. Justin Beiber is now nothing in the face of your glory. But the brightest stars burn out fastest and thanks to an over zealous photographer getting in your face as you get into your car your parking break comes loose and you, the photographer, and the car plummet five stories of parking structure and smash into the ground below. At least you to the photographer wit you.

I wish I proved the Existence of Bigfoot!

Congratulations! Now the secret society of super advanced sasquatches has no choice but to eliminate humanity X3

I wish my wish were FEESH! ^.^~<3

*Mako walks up* you wanted a fish?

I wish I had an easier means of comishioning artists.

Granted! Thanks to the ever improving powers of SCIENCE you are given a prototype helmet thingy which'll make it to where if you want something done all you need to do is think about it! What you don't know though is that even the simple act of wearing the helmet is paramount to cooking your brain on low temperature, and well everytime you make something happen with it about twenty or more of your brain cells kick the bucket! So basically in time you lose any semblance of intelligence you may of had in the past, but well hey on the bright side you do get to wear diapers all day every day as a result since you would of forgotton how to use the toilet, and will be unable to re-learn!

I wish Halloween was fun for me again, like how it used to be!