A corrupt wish

Granted but I hope you like it well done.
*Hands you tiny piece of charcoal that is all that is left of the toast*

I wish I wasn't about to dissappear from the site soon.

granted! but one day your account is deleted by a glitch!

I wish I could get into a horrible accident and be a vegi for the rest of my life.

Granted: Your accsident is in a gene modding lab, and it turns you into the supervillian brocoli man!

I wish I could turn into my anthro orca char!

granted, but due to a cruel twist of fate you have neither gills nor lungs. therefore...well you know >.>

I wish my hair would always look really good

Granted. But you are now blind and unable to see it.

I wish I could guest star on an ep of StarTrek.

(Oh and FYI Max. Neptune's an Orca Whale. They have lungs just like every other mammal. No gills. *Nerd moment now concludes.* XD )

Granted, but it's as an expendable killed in the first five seconds.

I wish hadn't posted my stories so quickly here so others could have commented (even if they were discouraging ones).

I think I killed this with the last wish so here's a new one, I wish I had more time to be on FTT and the Furr Den.

Nah I don't think you killed it, it was a slow time back there.

Why don't I start a fresh wish,
I wish I could try out second life.

Granted. You get to try out second life and love it. It then shuts down for a month.

I wish I could wear diapers all the time. ^^

Granted, but it's out of need from being in a wheelchair.

I wish I knew what to wish for next.

Granted now you know. But your it's boring as heck.

I wish Sarah Palin was found mauled by a vengeful polar bear.

Granted, but after her death someone worse then her comes up to take her place.


I wish my parents would under stand my like for diapers.

Granted, but your parrents get to casual about it and you find your mom discussing with one of your friends parrents over the telephone how she had to open the window after that last diaper change cause it was so messy and stinky and how she dosn't know if she will let you cub out anymore right after any chineese or mexican food.


think this but with babyfur in it
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1314083


I wish....
I had a super cool leaf blower that I could ride into town on like a witch riding a broom

You get your wish but well riding your leaf blower you hit a tree and have to be in the hospital for 5 months.


I wish i was in the game kingdom hearts

Granted but your not a key blade wielder or a disney character. Your stuck as an NCP, doomed to sit at the same counter untill someone of importance decides to talk to you.

I wish i wasnt so lazy

granted but now that your not so lazy you can't sleep. I wish I was in the legend of Zelda game.

Granted, but you're quickly cut down by the master sword as a villain.

I wish I had a couple hundred more bucks to get that 4GB computer I've been wanting.

granted but when you get the 4 gb. computer it gets a virus and crashes beyond repair. I wish I could be in a music video with a famous singer.

Granted. But your only in the video for five seconds and nobody notices you.

I wish I could be on StarTrek!

Granted, but you've arrived at the wrong set, so there is no footage of you at all.

I wish the US soldiers would find Osama Bin L.

Granted! but he has created a zombie army that will devour the world!

I wish I could have more time to draw.

Granted, so you draw like a moron, but nobody likes your art anymore.

I wish I found myself a furry girlfriend

granted but she's a werewolf.
I wish that I could be on a game show.

Granted, but you answer the last question wrong and you win nothing.

I wish I was a real little furr...

Granted, but then you wind up in one heck of a messy diaper.

I wish my back were healed fully and completely.