A corrupt wish

Granted, but to accomplish that, someone sticks red, hot, chili pepper in your behind (sticking that in someone's behind is a Dutch way of getting someone to do what he or she should do )

I wish I could meet Fenrir, the Black Wolf, without dying on instant >.< (she's a symbol of fell death, you know...)

Granted, but you see with extreme disappointment that Fenrir is only a wolf pup.

I wish I wish something would be created that could make the diapee wearer/potty trainer war end in some kinda neutral compromise.

Granted, but the trainer/diaper-war between Lig and Zee-Zee continues.

I wish the snow over here in this tiny country would melt. I've had enough of the cold >.<

Granted, but you get a ice storm.

I wish Riolu and Sunny wouldn't baby me
ALL the time.

Granted, but now they don't baby you enough x3

I wish I didn't hate driving.

granted but now you drive so badly you hate that you love driving.

I wish I could be a furr anytime I wanted (you know even at work)

granted, but your tail has no control and hits everyone and everything


i wish there were no fleas to plaugue us

*nice 1 on me Joey. now let's see*

granted but now there are more ticks than ever.
I wish I wasn't so scared of heights.

Granted but now you can't stand being away from them.

I wish I could think of better wish corruptions.

Granted but you have themm happen to you

I wish i wasn't so depressed

Granted but its be cause you've been handed over to me, Nate, Ninetales, and Arcanine.

I wish I didn't have a panic attack everytime there was the slightest implication that something was going wrong in a loved ones life.

Granted but now you have full view of all their problems.

I wish I wouldn't play truth or dare with silver

Granted, *hands you some silverwere* knock yourself out


I wish I could find a way to keep up with all my fourms and such

Granted, you find it because you got fired.

I wish all of my stories were complete.

actually I am already jobless 8shrug8

Granted, you finish them and consider them masterpieces but for some reason nobody else seems to "get it" and don't understand your stories at all
(I know this horrer from the inside)

I wish I could find a job................

Granted, but now you get paid $1 an hour for emptying garbage cans on the street.

I wish I had a pineapple.

Granted, buy the second you ingest it your mind is thrown into a mindfuck of swirling chaos and the black abyss. Your limbs and mind are ripped apart and searing pain is felt until the end of time.

I wish people in this world actually gave a damn about each other. I'm sick and tired of all the hate and animosity people have towards each other, especially within one person's family. I can't stand it.

Granted, but now people care too much and nobody has any privacy anymore AT ALL.

I wish Michael Jackson would do an epic comeback on his graveyard, with Thriller. (or Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up)

Granted but he wants brains!!!!

I wish i would stop thinking suicidal thoughts.

Granted but it's because you're not given time to think about it being restarained in a straight jacket by your friends.

OUCH! I wish my cat would stop biting people to get her to feed them. (And she's declawed so can't use that.)

Granted but gets razor sharp swords for claws.

I wish i could get out od said straight jacket >,<

Granted but it's into the biggest diaper you've ever worn and a footed sleeper with mittens.

I wish I knew what to wish for next.

Granted, but it makes no sense.

I wish I could draw really, really well.

granted but it comes out all wrong.

I wish that Wii could play DVDS without special setup (yes I know about homebrew but don't have it)

Granted, but they play only the images, not the sound.

I wish I wasn't Dutch, ugh