A corrupt wish

Granted, now your German!

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Legandaryhon wrote:

Granted, now your German!

Darn! I could have seen that one comin'! Nice one, though

Hector wrote:

Legandaryhon wrote:

Granted, now your German!

Darn! I could have seen that one comin'! Nice one, though

Funny thing is, it's not racist. I'm half german, with a great grandma who's German

Legandaryhon wrote:

Hector wrote:

Legandaryhon wrote:

Granted, now your German!

Darn! I could have seen that one comin'! Nice one, though

Funny thing is, it's not racist. I'm half german, with a great grandma who's German

It would have been rather cliché if it was meant to be racist. I have no hard feelings about Germans btw. I myself appear to have close German ancestors, and one of my uncles is German. It's always a bit funny (in the positive sense of terms) to hear him talk Dutch, cause he still has a bit of a German accent

Legandaryhon wrote:

Granted, now your German!

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Now you're overly open and you reveal all of your secrets to the world.

I wish I had some more unspoiled subway

Granted but it is quickly destroyed

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, now you never wake up.

I wish I could play DnD any time I wanted too.

Granted, but the Dungeon Master hates you so every game is impossible to win.

I wish....I was older and could join the Air Force.

Granted. But you have engine failure and the ejection seat fails to work.

I wish I had an endless supply of diapers. ^^

Granted, but as you reach in your cupboard for a new diaper, you'll have to stretch your arm. When that doesn't work either, you decide to climb in. The famous Narnia effect takes place, with only one slight difference: there is no door back to the 'normal world'...

I wish dragons weren't so discriminated and pictured like monsters. (that is, non-furries tend to think of dragons as monsters. They're naaaaaawwt! *pouts*)

Granted, but now dragons are pictured as disk jockies, and those according to Garfield are MUCH worse.
I wish I had the ability to switch universes, and switch back into this one whenever I want, so that I could jump into the all fur world of mine and Lig's stories where I'd automatically transform into my fursona Chimour, and where I'd be living with Bellfry in his house.

Granted, but you make a mistake and spawn on Xargon, directly above the Hole in Mt. Discord. (fill in the effect for youself )

I wish I had draconic wings

Not a wish corruption here but just a commentary on the dragon think you last said Hector. Actually Dragons only tend to be viewed as monsters by those of a more westernly decent. Such as European culture and that of over here in america, canada and such as well as the middle east. This is largely due to the dragon being viewed as a tool or incarnation in some form of the devil. However in eastern practices such as Japan and China the Dragon is looked upon more favorably as a helpful spirit. In these traditions dragons are seen to be forces of nature brining rain and good harvest and such. So strong is the dragon in these cultures that kings traced their linage back to a dragon as the first king. Also the Maya tended to look favorably onthe dragon as their god Kuklukan. I know I spelled it wrong probably was essentially a serpentine feathered dragon if you will. ^^

The Mayans had a draconic god? With feathers? Okay, feathers are really Mayan-like, but I never heard of the dragon feature before. Funny.

Granted, but now your cast as a freak by everyone and sent to area 51

I wish I had a labtop.

Granted, but it sucks and it doesn't have internet.

I wish someone would turn my fan on for me D:

Granted but you get frostbite cause its soo cold.

I wish I could become my character and live in his world with my friends.

Granted but you get shaved.

I wish i didn't have to go to the bathroom every 5 seconds.

Granted, but now you have no control. Wait, that's a good thing. Oh well.

I wish I had a reason to wear diapers.

Granted but are product testing laxatives.

I wish i could stop playing truth or dare.

Granted, but now you get addicted to video games.

I wish I could go see Riolu whenever I wanted, that was ok with him.

Granted but you get lost on the way there and can never find your way to a friendly place again.

I wish I could make the MLG roster this year >.>

Granted, you make it onto th Mad Lab Gameshow roster, as the last one.

I wish I had ten of every prisma color pencil tere was ever concepted.

Granted but they are all so thin they snap when you touch them

I wish my ordering more diapers goes well...

Granted, but they turn out to be all pink and frilly when you get them.
I wish I was the president of jelly beans =3.