A corrupt wish

Granted, this position has also granted you the right to be called the most hated person on earth.

I wish my parents were accepting of my babyfurriness.

Granted, now they just plain creep you out by how much they are suddenly into it.

I wish I was in the Naruto Universe

granted, you are now orochimaru

i wish i could eat anything and not dislike the taste

granted but now everything is bland. I wish I could think of a new story to write. (writer's block if you will and my last 1 I tried to start I was gonna have people add their parts but no1 has joined yet.)

Granted the ideas are crappy.

I wish I could get all A's in school

Granted, every class you get is 'A'dvanced.

I wish we had a good politcal government here in America, with some idiot president coming i to office first, and without the good pres getting assassinated. I'm not saying Obama isn't good, more like the people in the government.

Granted, but America changes into the second Sovjet Union.

I wish I knew whether me being an infantillist is madness or not.

Granted, of course your not.

I wish I had a working, nicely hndled photoshop.

granted, but now you dont know what to do with it

i wish my art was better

Granted, but someone prevents you from showing anyone, whether it be by burning the art, or deleting the file.

I wish I had the Rare helm that Fenros on WoW dropped.

Granted, but as you get it your account is hacked.

I wish I had more babyfurs to talk with on msn =3

Granted, but they don't like you
(btw, feel free to add me)

I wish the woman that is correcting the manuscript for my book would hurry up a little...

Granted, because she gave up on trying to proofread that one to proofread one's that she thinks would be more successfull.

I wish I had 1,000,000,000 gold on wow

Granted, but your account is now banned because the gold cap is 214,748g, 36s, 46c.

I wish I was actually gonna be on wow in the next two weeks.

Granted, but WoW sucks ass and you end up absolutely hating it.
I wish I had a nice, stable, and high paying job.

Granted, but you accidentaly grow up because of the job.

I wish the sample package of diapers I ordered would arrive today

(Nuuuu!!!! Waaaah!! Why???!!! T.T).
Granted but they aren't as good as you were hoping they would be, and turn out to be a huge dissapointment.
I wish I could stay a cute, and cuddly baby batty forever, and evers.

Granted but you have the mind of a baby now as well so you can't enjoy it.

I wish there were an annual diaper day at all public schools.

Granted, but it also comes with laxitive usage, and so your stuck with putting up with the results from said laxitive until you get back home.
I wish now that I'm a baby batty that someone on this forum who wouldn't mind taking care of me would because otherwise I'd die.

Granted but it's Sai-Sai at his cuddly, cute-calling, worst XD.

I wish the raid in WoW Icecrown Citadel wasn't so hard. (Seriously, I'm not even allowed in raids because I don't have good enough gear for it!)

Granted. theres no fun in it anymore because everyone is super geared.

I wish I had some actual padding

Granted, but it's too bulky for pant's to be put over it.

I wish I could be my fursona Laguna in the fictional world me and Riolu roleplay in.

Granted but it inplodes

I wish i wasn't sleepy

granted, you can nevver sleep again

i wish toonami would be put back on cartoon network

granted but the shows suck.

I wish Rocko's Modern Life was back on on Nickolodeon.